I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
June 2013
I am an expert at taking off my bra while cocooned in a blanket
I had a crazy ass dream while I was taking a nap earlier.
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
why cant we be friends i sing as i go onto page 38 of your blog
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love’s insanity, why are you my clarity?
I have been driving all fucking day.
I have never been more happy to be home!
